What does she need for jeans

　Hey bro! How are you doing? Are you having a fun time?　

　Huh? Who am I? Call me what you like.

　So what should we talk about? Wait, you don’t wanna talk? Then what are you gonna do? Just breath and shit?

　─Ding - dong!　

　Oh! Here comes the guest. I thought I didn’t call anyone today but, this may be fun, too.

　Hey! Nice to meet you! May I hear your name?　

　Huh? Pardon?

　“What does she need for jeans?　”

　What a silly question. I don’t know who she is, but I think she needs her body of course! Or what, she doesn’t have her body? Then she’s not even a human!　

　Oh, sorry. Don’t feel so bad. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I don’t know why you are hurt, but please don’t look at me like that. Come in and have a nice time with us.

　“Oh may what more need for jeans?　”

　You really like jeans don’t you? I’m kind so I will answer to your question, but I recommend you not to ask it to other people.

　So hmm......yeah! You need legs ! You can’t wear jeans if don’t have a legs on your body.

　By the way, can you speak with English? I cannot understand what you are saying.

　“You are Japanese.”

　Finally. Thanks for the right English.

　And I’m not Japanese, sister. I only speak English.

　“No. You can speak Japanese.”

　Why? Give me an evidence.

　“Because you are me.”

　What? You are me? This time, it not a funny joke sister.

　“It true. Give a mirror to her.”

　......Oh. Oh my god. I can’t believe it. It’a true. Am I a doppelgänger?　

　“No you aren’t. You are part of me and I’m part of you, sister.”

　Then where is here?　

　“It’s inside of us .”

　Who is it?　

　“I don’t know either.”

　Then who are you?